OK, so I'm walking around downtown on my way back from getting some McDonalds. All of a sudden, I hear someone honking their horn and as I turn to look, I hear my name being screamed from the blue compact car. As the face registers, I am frozen with shock. It is my aunt and my cousin... from my dad's side of the family!
Let's just recap here a bit. First of all, they all still think I live in SD. Yah, I know... keep up with the times right? Secondly, I don't think they all realize I'm married, or at least recently married. There have been rumors that I was married a long time ago and that I was with child. Hah. Anyways, they're a little in the dark about my life.
So my aunt and cousin waves as she screams, "What are you doing?!" I clumsily hold up my McD's bag and soda, smirk... and TURN AND WALK AWAY!! I know it is a little chicken sh*t of me but what else was I supposed to do?! I couldn't very well stop and have a little chit chat with them to catch up!! Right?! Right?!
I admit, I panicked a little. I tried to call my mom so that we can get our stories straight. Gay, I know. But hey, tis the life of dealing with my dad's side of the family. I had to check to make sure what they know and what they don't know. However, after 7 missed calls, I don't think my mom recognizes the urgency of the situation.
Luckily, my cousin and my aunt have not called me to see what I was up to. I think they might be a little miffed by my snuff. Oh wells, I'm sure it'll come up again during our banquet thing this weekend. It'll at least buy me some time so that I can come up with a good excuse for being in downtown. Maybe I'll even tell them the truth!
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